I felt a little bit sad after seeing the movie “Coyote vs. Acme.’’ the Studios are not making cartoons anymore, and we may lose Warner Brothers. This would make the coyote unemployed, and perhaps obsolete. Sad. So I started thinking where would be a a good place for him to land? What studio is now looking for a long-term commitment for performing. And then I realized the answer.
The coyote should be the next James Bond.
His first movie should be “Casino Wile.” He would be up against the villain, Ernest Stavro Fudd, the leader of A.C.M.E. (AMERICAN CARTOON MEN’S EMPIRE).
The story should be continued to the next movie, “Octopussycat” starring Sylvester. And the next movie should be “ For Your Pies Only.” That would have a great whipped cream ending.
And the theme song to the next movie, “Road Runners are Forever” should be in the tune of Goldfinger.
“Road Runner” is the bird, the bird with the fastest feet,
To quick to eat.”
And appropriate for the coyote, it would be proper, fitting and convenient to keep the name of his next movie, “Skyfall.”
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