I've been off and on looking for my favorite one, but I honestly can't remember if it was on Amazon or Best Buy (AudioQuest is getting big time made fun on in both places).
And I did see many that were similar. But the words were to this effect:
"I got this cable so that I could brag to my neighbor. I seemed to make the salesman's day. When I brought it home and showed it to my neighbor, I seemed to make his day too."
And another one that has some variations by others went like this:
"I'm getting 0's, 1's, and even some 2's and 3's...."
There are a myriad of different ones.